I apologize in advance for my story about my mundane life, but I think it’s kind of funny, and it’s my blog so I can write what I want.
I was on my way home from work today, and my brother called me to ask for help mounting an XP network drive to a Vista machine (which I couldn’t get to work in the end). I had to stop at home first to let the dog out because she was penned up all day. Read the rest…
There’s a new football league out there, and it’s called the LFL (Lingerie Football League). It’s 7 on 7 tackle football, with all the players being women in lingerie. This seems like a sport that’s going to attract a lot of attention. The LFL features all day tailgating and a “rock concert” environment. I’m sure that men across the country are going to be lining up around the block for tickets to this one, genius. Read more about it on Chicago Sun-Times or Visit the Chicago Bliss Website.
This is my favorite joke to pop up on my Comedy Central Joke of the Day ticker in iGoogle:
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it. Read the rest…
I can’t believe that I missed this. It’s probably because I don’t watch Fox News, but watch this clip:
For your enjoyment I present a cat riding a Roomba
When Chuck was a young cowboy in Montana he bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.” Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Chuck said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.” The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Chuck said, “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!” Chuck said, “Sure I can, watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” Read the rest…
This is a new section that I am starting that I’m catagorizing as “Emails From Dad”. I don’t recieve a lot of random emails because most people know the amount of email that I have to sift through on a daily basis, so they don’t bother. My dad however, likes to send me random and sometimes gross emails regardless. I know that some of this is old, but I would still like to post some of the funnier ones. This is the first installment. Read the rest…